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1.You walk on step to all music you hear. 2.You spin pencils/pens/mops/brooms/pool cues, etc.
3.You have a drawer full of flag t-shirts.
4.You're constantly involved in fund raisers (wanna buy a candy bar?)
5.The term attitude has lost all meaning.
6.You know where every highschool in your circuit is located.
7.You permenently project to the press box wheather that meant the top of the six foot tall basketball player in front of you's head or the top of the doorway
8.When you hear a song you've done a routine to you get estatic.
9.When you hear a song by a group you used to get estatic.
10. you have hit yourself in the head so many times, not only can you not count, it doesn't even hurt any more
11.When you in your loud english class your teacher yells, "Attention" and you look forward and sit up straight and don't make eye contact with anyone.
12.Your lucky if your instructor gets you name right.
13.You're considered lucky if your instructor noticed your haircut.
14.You know how to wrap your own bandages.
15.You have a flag calus on your right palm under your small finger.
16.You have a permanent rifle bruise on your left and right thumbs.
17.You have more inside jokes than any of your other friends.
18.You can smiles genuinly on command.
19.Your priorities are slightly askew.
20.You have an excuse for everything.
21.You can catch anything thrown at you.
22.You find yourself telling your friends to run for chewing gum.
23.You find yourself telling your friends to run for swearing.
24.Every song becomes a possible flag routine.
25.You know the perfect spot for a toss in your favorite songs.
26.Finals are a positive thing.
27.Your calluses are less stressful than practice.
28.You know that "one more time" never means one more time.
29.You can do your hair and make-up anywhere.
30.You can change into your uniform anywhere.
31.Someone who can throw a piece of wood 40ft in the air and catch it becomes your hero.
32.You find yourself designing flags/uniforms/drill in your classes.
34.You can change, go to the bathroom, and go to your locker in 4.5 min.
35.You laugh like everyone else on your guard.
36.You use two hands to tell your left from your right.
37.You count all music to beats of 6 or 8.
38.You constantly watch t.v. dance shows for a good new move.
39.Watching a 1/2 show has become more then a leisure activity.
40.Leaving your seat at 1/2 time would be considered a sin.
41.You know how many people can be crammed into a minivan,
42.Lycra-spandex has become a permanent part of your closet.
43.You have never taken a dance class but you know more terms than in the foreign language you took.
44.The soles of your practice shoes have holes in them from doing to many terms.
45.You've left your house wearing things you swore you never would like hair curlers, spandex, 2 tons of makeup,etc.
46.You've been in a wrestler room when there were no wrestlers.
47.You've been in a guys locker room when there were no guys in it.
48.Getting a sip of water is considered an act of love and kindness from your instructor.
49.You find yourself critqueing every parade you see.
50.Guard tape is the best thing that has happened since sliced bread
51.You will not consider anything over $5 dinner while at a competition.
52.The bandroom becomes your home away from home.
53.You become your own pharmacist.
54.Anyone who carries fem. products becomes your best friend.
55.You know how many teenage girls you can fit in a hotel room.
56.You know how to manage 9 girls and 1 bathroom.
57.You wish they offered time/money/stress management in school.
58.You wish they offered nap time in school.
59.The term battle of the sexes has been turned into battle of the bands/guards.
60. When you refuse to date outside the band
61.4 1/2 hours of sleep before a competition is considered lucky.
62.You know what jell-o arms and legs feel like.
63.You've considered dating a band/percussion member or have dated one.
64.Your parents know of more h.s. now than when they wer in h.s.
65.Asking your parents for money has reached the extreme.
66.Having your show finished the day before your first competiton/performance is considered lucky.
67.You know nothing is ever definite.
68.There's no such thing as a "summer vacation".
69.The smell of sun screen makes you think of band camp.
70.You've never worked so hard for a chunk of wood w/some metal on it (trophey).
71.You never could teach your dog to fetch cause everything you throw you have to catch yourself.
72.No matter how good your guard is you still get the smallest coverage in the yearbook.
73.You know that if you try something weird it might just end up in your show.
74.You learn to love your instructor when you see other guards shows and uniforms.
75.You went to every school football game but never paid for one.
76.Your nails have never extended beyond your finger tips.
77.You've never actually watched a football game.
78.You say guard halt when you want your friends to stop.
79.You take over guys bathrooms b/c the girls is too full
80.Your personal best is 60 push ups in one day.
81.You can arm wrestle any band/chorus/drama/cheerleading member and win.
82.You have electrical tape in your back pack.
83.You have hit yourself in the head w/a flag/rifle/sabre more times than you would like to think about or can think about!
84.You walk in step with your guard friends.
85.You can talk about practically anything at practice and competitons no matter who's around.
86.When you hear "learn this" while you picking up your stuff.
87.You march to the back ground music in the mall.
88.You jazz walk/run at home, school, mall, etc..
89. You do sultaes down every hall you come to.
90.Every time you find a bruise/scrape on yourself, you automatically know you got it at a guard rehearsal.
91.You've used up all the white out covering up the marks on the ceiling/wall from the rifle you WEREN'T spinnning in the house...and need more.
92.You cheer louder than the cheerleaders at football games.
93.When you are together so much (because of practice or just getting together) that you all get your period at the same time!
94. When your instructor feels she has enough on the job training to look for a 2nd job as a hairstylist/makeup artist to supplement her income during the summer
95.When you can drop spin and carry on a conversation, and jazz step all at the same time, with out even thinking about it.
96.When you point your toes in your sleep.
97. when you''ve left more bruises on band members (especially the drumline!) than on yourself, and are proud of it!
98.Your friends notice bruises on you and you didn't even know that they were there!
99. When stadium nachos and hot dogs are a delicacy
100. When you can see yourself trying to make your make-up darker
101. When nike blush checks are a fashion statement
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